Saturday, May 02, 2009

knock knock jokes...

Bryan: Knock, knock! 
Me: Who's there? 
Bryan: Knock, knock! 
Me: Knock, knock who? 
Bryan: Knock, knock, why don't you go open the door? 

Bryan: Knock, knock! 
Me: Who's there? 
Bryan: Radio. 
Me: Radio who? 
Bryan: Radio doesn't say "who". It sings a song to you. 

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Yes, we have been quite our corny selves this weekend and these were two of his funnier ones. 
Kristin was also eager to give knock knock jokes a try too.

Kristin: Knock, knock! 
Me: Who's there? 
Kristin: Toothbrush! 
Me: Toothbrush who? 
Kristin: Toothpaste!
Me: LOL

I had to laugh very hard. Coz every time I asked her for a knock knock joke, it's always the same one. And it was hilarious when she said it. It's like she couldn't make up her mind between toothbrush and toothpaste. Actually, it really isn't that funny. Alan thinks I'm just encouraging her when I roar with laughter. 
Admittedly it's still a long way to go comparing hers with kor-kor's, but it's a knock knock joke for a start. Besides, knock knock jokes are meant to be silly, aren't they? 

Hope your weekend has also been a good one filled with chatter and laughter! 

3 comments:

Lilian said...

I love knock2 jokes. I can imagine just how funny Kristin's must be!

Here's one related to where I am now:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Moscow?
Moscow who?
Moscow gives more milk than Pa's cow.

bACk in GERMANY said...

LOL!

Oh, I can send them to you for more knock knock jokes, can i can i can i? : )

Lilian said...

But my old brain can't remember many jokes anymore, Bryan probably knows many more than I do.

When I was a kid, I had this big joke book, it was huge, and really thick (maybe 3 inches thick), stuffed with tonnes of jokes including Knock2 ones.

Okay, Brian's awake now, he has a better memory.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Brian just reminded me of one I made up! Aiyoh I'm such a terrible mummy.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Brian.
Brian who?
Brian panties are in the laundry basket.

(Bra n panties, geddit?)